23 January 2009

Who Knew?

Greetings, gentle readers.
Who would have thought that the music that I once scorned as a child would now cause this senile old wretch to wane misty-eyed over power chords but seriously wonderfully poetic lyrics. Guess I couldn't hear them over the soaring guitar solos and power-strumming of the over-amplified rhythm guitars. Rather than burden you with anything too mind-bogglingly exhaustive, I'm just going to cite some verses, and if anyone recognizes these lyrics without the benefit of internet search engines, those individuals will be singled out for praise.
  1. Someday love will find you
    Break those chains that bind you
    One night will remind you
    How we touched
    And went our separate ways
    If he ever hurts you
    True love won't desert you
    You know I still love you
    Though we touched
    And went our separate ways
  2. Neither could change
    Their headstrong ways
    And in a lover's rage
    They tore another page
    The fightin' is worth
    The love they save
  3. And being apart
    Ain't easy on this love affair
    Two strangers learn to fall in love again
    I get the joy of rediscovering you
    Oh, girl, you stand by me
    I'm forever yours
    Faithfully
  4. Those crazy nights, I do remember in my youth
    I do recall, those were the best times, most of all
    In the heat with a blue jean girl
    Burnin' love comes once in a lifetime
    She found me singing by the rail road track
    Took me home, we danced by moonlight
  5. The same hotel, the same old room
    I'm on the road again
    She needed so much more
    Than I could give
    We knew our love could not pretend
    Broken hearts can always mend.
This sort of open and honest rock lyric cannot be found just anywhere. The dolorous tone is indicative of a doubtful, tragic mind that is conspicuously absent from any contemporary rap, hip-hop, "soul," or "R&B." What society considers those particular classes of pieces of words and tortuously manipulated tonality is irrelevant. By and large, they deal with level one or two of my scale. Aggravation of the value of the songwriter's status, assertion that those that contend that value are of a lesser stature, and yodelling meaninglessly all fall into the category of someone who cannot really put his heart into his lyrics and confess hurt, confusion, and devotion to ideals despite the situation.
Here are some examples of similar stanzas in rap songs:
  1. It's like I tell my niggaz, keep your eyes on these bitches
    They love to G a nigga young dumb and gettin riches
    What the fuck you think a trick is nigga
    Nigga done stick and wet his dick
    and then get tricked out all his riches by a -- BITCH!
  2. Now I can make it happen
    My rappin' is similar to muthafuckers
    When they scrappin'
    Blast and watch em' back up
    Notorious biggie killer
    Affiliation with death row
    Niggaz get their caps pealed back
    Fool this the west coast
    Fuck a misdemeanor I'm raisin hell like felonies
    Mr. Makaveli straight outta jail to sellin' these
    Intoxicated we duplicated but never faded
    Now that we made it my adversaries is player hatin'
  3. Whassup Boo? Swear I'll never call you bitch again
    You ain't fuck with me, hehehe
    I swear I'll never call you bitch again
    (All I just wanna say is um, if I fuckin apologized)
    I swear I'll never call you bitch again
    (I ain't mean to call you a bitch)
    I'll never call you bitch again
All of the above have been copied and directly pasted into this blog. Any reasons that I would have to do so is to either show the writer as a pillock or a compassionate human being. I do so in an academic manner, and allow my reader(s) to make his or her own informed analysis.

Until next, cheers , prost, etc.
—mARKUS

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