Poetry, Part 1

I need to put some more substance into this page, so I thought I'd drop in a couple of poems. They were written taking into account a theory of mine which postulates that males and females communicate using entirely different lexica. Thus, while the feminine language is essentially chthonic and uses words generally derived from anglo-saxon etymological sources, the masculine language is more impersonal and scientific, and derives much of its vocabulary from Greek and Latin sources. Let's see if you can tell which is which...